Dimanche matin, doux réveil après une nuit paisible pour moi. Mais ça ne semblait pas être le cas pour mon copain:
"Je dois absolument bloquer un numéro de téléphone sur mon cellulaire. Je reçois des appels bizarres depuis quelques temps. Cette nuit, 2h55, il sonnait sans arrêt. Personne au bout du fil. Je l'ai finalement fermé et laisser la boîte vocale.
-ah oui? ah...quel numéro?
-555-555-5555 (bien sûr que je vais taire le numéro et le nom de la victime. Vous comprendrez pourquoi.)
-ah ben oui je sais c'est qui c'est..... Armand! (Nom fictif. Bien évidemment)
-Elle est bonne celle-là. La semaine dernière, j'entendais une voiture en marche ou encore une discussion entre plusieurs personnes mais là, c'est encore plus douteux; écoute!
Et moi, de mes oreilles chastes, d'entendre mon ami hurler de plaisir en compagnie de sa douce. En plein ébat amoureux...En plein!
Sur un ton de malaise.
-Je confirme; c'est bel et bien Armand.
Le genre de malaise qui se produit quand on entend son ami faire l'amour au téléphone...Je prends le téléphone puis laisse à mon tour un message sur sa boîte vocale:
-Armand, c'est Manon. Mon petit doigt me dit que tu dois être couché puisqu'à 2h55 précisément, tu faisais l'amour...Je te laisse deviner pourquoi je suis au courant. Rappelle-moi sur le cellulaire de mon copain, mon petit doigt me dit aussi que tu dois avoir son numéro!"
Plus tard dans la journée; le coup de fil que j'attendais:
"Manon, ahahahah (malaise) je voulais justement appeler ton copain pour lui dire que j'avais un petit problème avec mon téléphone et m'excuser des désagréments. La touche pour l'appeler accroche continuellement...Faut que je règle ça (malaise).
-Eh ben pas de problème, ça a juste causé un moment cocasse.
(malaise)
-Pas besoin de te dire que j'utilise ma carte de l'amité et te demande d'effacer le message.
J'ai omis de vous dire que nous sommes très proches et que nous en sommes pas à notre première situation inconfortable. Éclats de rire.
-T'inquiète c'est déjà fait...On se demandait juste comment tu avais arrangé ton compte. Plusieurs hypothèses ont été émises de notre côté: Soit que ton téléphone a la fonction reconnaissance vocale et que tu invoquais le nom de mon copain pendant l'acte, soit que ton téléphone a la fonction vibration et que tu fais je-ne-sais-pas-quoi avec, ou que c'est ta blonde qui dit "Pas là! pas là!" et que ça ressemble drôlement au prénom de mon copain...Bref tu diras ah ah ah allo à ta blonde de ma part :P"
Éclats de rire
Parfait, je mets l'anecdote dans mon tiroir "On s'en reparlera dans 10 ans en se disant: Te rappelles-tu quand..."
Conseil du jour, ne jamais apporter son engin (mis à part le sien) au lit!
51 commentaires:
wouhahah tres drole
Andrea xx
pouah! ça c'est drôle et effectivement malaisant!
Mais au moins tu peux raccrocher pour ne plus les entendre.. ce n'est pas comme mes voisins.. j'aimerais pouvoir raccrocher souvent mettons!
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